Five Year Olds

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Fun, no? x

Signing Up

Just created a YouTube and last.fm accounts, been using both sites for ages but was too lazy to create an account........

...not doing the Facebook thing though....don't ask me why...

... twitter anyone?? :-p

دعاء مواطن مصرى مطحون

اللهم أنقذنا من نفسنه الزملاء.. وغباء الأصدقاء ومفاجأة الأعداء
اللهم ارحمنا من استبياع الجيل الجديد.. وحرائق السكة الحديد واستقصاد كل مدير.. ونداله القرايب الصغير منهم والكبير

اللهم أغثنا من كل عميل.. ومن فواتير موبينيل اللهم أرحمنا من تشريفه عربيات المسئولين، وزحمة الشوارع في كل حين وسحب الرخص في كل كمين.. من الغلبان مش م المتين
اللهم اهدى لنا سواقين الميكروباص ومدير الشركة البصباص اللهم ارحمنا من الشئون القانونية وشئون العاملين واللي بيقفوا فـ وسط الشارع فجأة وبدون إشارة يمين
اللهم قنا شر الكليبات.. وشر شلل البنات.. ولؤم الستات وغباوة الحموات والمينيمم تشارج كافيهات.. وهيافةالصحف والمجلات وقطع الحرارة فجأة عن التليفونات وقت الزنقات والمدارس اللي بتطلب تبرعات بالألافات ووقوع السيرفر وقفلة السايتات
اللهم ارفع مستوى الفريق القومي.. لمستوى أنبى والحدود.. أو حتى مستوى أسمنت أسيوط أو أرسل يارب عليه صاعقة.. بدل ما يخلونا نموت..
اللهم سدد أقساطنا.. وضلل عنا مآمير الضرايب اللهم ارزق جيل الوسط عقود عمل في ليبيا وقطر
اللهم ارحمنا من الاكتئاب مرض العصر والشباب واحمي يارب سماء مصر من سحابة الهباب

منقول

Reviving The Blog(7): Improv Everywhere

I discovered this website about a year ago, and have been following them around ever since. These guys do amazing tricks or "scenes". My favourites are the MP3 Experiment and the No Pants Day (lol), I also liked The Best Game Ever and the Human Mirror which was the first I've heard about them. I still haven't checked out ALL their work, as they've been going on for some years now, but it's good fun whenever I'm bored and wanna see something new and different. Check them out at www.improveverywhere.com .

Here's a sample, The High Five Escalator:

With this post I conclude the Reviving the Blog series :-) Hope you liked it and plz keep the blog alive ...

:-)

Reviving The Blog(6): The Godfather

Things I've learned from The Godfather:

We dont talk about business around the dinner table

You dont need to plead the fifth if you are a good liar

A refusal is not an act of a friend

When the boss tells you to push a button on the guy you push the button

Women and children can be careless, men cant be careless

Goddamn FBI dont respect nothin'

Blood is a big expense

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer

Negotiation and lying are basically the same thing

Don't ever take sides with anybody against the family. Ever

Dead prostitutes make for good leverage

If he starts crying....offer him a drink

If she starts crying....hit her

* After you hit her, her brothers beat the hell out of you then kill you.

If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, its that you can kill anyone

Discontent for money is just a trick of the rich to keep the poor without it

Sicilian women are as dangerous as shotguns

Don't let anybody outside the family know what you are thinking

Don't hate your enemies- it clouds your judgement

Sometimes its dangerous to be an honost man

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns, but if you got 100 men with guns, don't trade 'em in for some fuckin lawyer!

Don't tell me you're innocent, it insults my intelligence

Vaffanculo you!

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Power wears out those who do not have it.

When they come... they come at what you love.

Treachery is everywhere.

The richest man is the one with the most powerful friends

Your country ain't your blood. Remember that.

For justice we must go on our knees to Don Corleone

The don does not request a second favor once refused the first. Understand?

All the power in the world can't change destiny

Reviving The Blog(5): Failed??x

WHOAAA!!!!!

I SKIPPED A DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMMENTS?????????????????

Reviving The Blog(4): Quotes

"There's no free lunch"

"Justice is relative"

"البدايات المتشابهة بتودى لنهايات متشابهة" :-) good one m

"Most people respect the badge. Everyone respects the gun."

"As is a tale, so is life. Not how long it is but how good it is, is what matters."

"I remember dying..."